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January 13, 2003

Office Wisdom

These are from a daily calendar I received from my friend Paula for Christmas.

Words of Wisdom:

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried. (January 9)
Memo from an office manager directing coworkers not to use the office photo copy machine without permission:

Persons interested in using my secretary's reproductive equipment should contact me first. (January 10)
Procrastinator's Creed

I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done already. (January 14)

I particularly like that last one since it applies to me. Yes, I know I looked ahead, but that's because I have a test tomorrow that I need to study for. So obviously, I'm procrastinating.

Posted by phil at January 13, 2003 09:26 PM

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