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April 21, 2002

It Happens

More blog-worthy material from Nickle and Dimed:

Let's talk about shit, for example. It happens, as the bumper sticker says, and it happens to a cleaning person every day. The first time I encountered a shit-stained toilet as a maid, I was shocked by the sense of unwanted intimacy. A few hours ago, some well-fed butt was straining away on this toilet seat, and now here I am wiping up after it. For those who have never cleaned a really dirty toilet, I should explain that there are three kinds of shit stains. There are remnants of landslides running down the inside of toilet bowls. There are the spash-back remains on the underside of the toilet seats. And, perhaps most repulsively, there's sometimes a crust of brown on the rim of a toilet seat, where a turd happened to collide on its dive to the water. You don't want to know this? Well, it's not something I would have chosen to dwell on myself, but the different kinds of stains require different cleaning approaches (Ehrenreich 2001).

Sorry, if you want to know these advanced approaches, buy the book. I had to share this because I nearly shit my pants reading it. Too funny! And this book is for my Sociology class! Weird, huh? That's what we're learning about these days.

Posted by phil at April 21, 2002 10:49 PM

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